Well ladies and gentlemen, it seems the day has finally come. Our internet friend based boomer funny bald man Luke Smith has returned to enlighten us all once more. I've been staring at Luke's videos page for over a year nonstop now with bloodshot eyes and a 2 year supply of popcorn, so thank goodness he's back! Wowie! I never would have guessed how dead inside I was until Luke returned to us, and with based videos no less! "Be a great man of history". Yes! I strive to be a great burger of history! "Fight the System? or Exit the System?" How about eat the system like a hamburger? "AI is a Nothingburger. You're wrong." OOOOOOOO HAHAHAAAAAA TAKE THAT YOU TECH ACCELERATIONIST CUCKS! >:D YOU GET NO BURGER! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

In semi seriousness though, I do think it's nice that Luke decided to come back. Sure he didn't have to and is better off married and going to the orthodox church like a real man, but his return will likely make things interesting. He sure made things interesting back in the day. I remember when people on XMPP never shut up about Luke Smith. It got annoying sometimes but I must admit there were nice conversations and of course funny moments that came about. I still remember when just a couple of days before Luke uploaded his ""I WISH I HAD MORE INTERNET FRIENDS." - Literally Nobody" video, well, I was more terminally online at the time and missed someone who had not logged in for a while and I got a bit emotional about it (pathetic I know). I made the mistake of doing this in a public XMPP chatroom, so when that video dropped just 2 days afterwards, my friend and I were highly suspicious that Luke Smith was lurking in the chatroom this whole time and that he was taking notes about us. Goooood times xD. Don't even get me started on the numerous types of discussions about Luke Smith that occured. Plenty of people liked Luke Smith, but then of course you had the woketoids calling him a nazi and the chuds calling him a poser/grifter. I found it difficult to take any of that stuff seriously since (afaik) there wasn't any evidence to back that stuff up. Even if those things really were true about him, he's still a hell of a lot saner than most people I've met on the internet. In fact, he seems better now that he's come back from such a hiatus. Don't get me wrong, even in his new videos he can beat around the bush a bit and describe things silly, but overall I get the impression he's changed for the better. I guess going to church and getting married will do that to a fella. :)

Long live Look Smooth!

(yes ik this is "NAS coal", idc)