So...you want to know more about ME? Well to tell you the truth, I suck at writing these little 'about me' pages more than writeups, but I suppose I'll give it a shot since I do actually have some things I want to say so you'll get an idea of what this site is about.

I'm a goofy goober, the clown around town, the burger guy, that one guy who 'autistically specializes' in burger memes and esoteric gobbelty gook. I do not tend to take the internet seriously (unless im having a bad day then you might catch me falling for that meme :p). I believe the internet is not about winning, its about fun. Yes, really. I stand by that dumb old spongebob quote to the bitter end, because I see way too many people on the internet who feel oblidged to participate in the rat race to become the ultimate purist gigachad king that never makes mistakes and makes all the right moves in life and believes any mistake ever made, no matter the scale, must be cringed at to the highest calliber. Then when I saw this so called 'perfectionist' mentality held by mentally ill therians in XMPP chatrooms, thats when I finally figured out it was a trap to weigh you down and chase dreams that will never be reached, a psyop if you will.

Ah, but nothing is too good to be true right? You're right, but then you have to ask yourself what you really want. People may have a different idea of whats even considered 'perfect', and what do you want perfected? Do you just want everything to be perfect, like an OP video game character with maxxed stats? To be blunt, that sounds boring, like playing minecraft creative mode, and I already find minecraft itself boring as all hell.

I will be doing basically whatever I want whenever I want, and it could range from stuff like your usual writeups and guides to some fun multimedia stuff like vidlii poops, flash animations, novetus machinimas and more!

Ok but whoa there partner! There's just one small problem...I'M LAZY AS FUCK! There I said it. Some of that fun stuff I just mentioned might not even get made at all. I want to do this stuff though, I'm just not very good at creating stuff in general. I'm working on it though, and this website will be documenting my journey to improve.